Handey

A lot of times when you first start out on a project you think, This is never going to be finished. But then it is, and you think, Wow, it wasn’t even worth it.

-Jack Handey


Daily Handey

Here’s a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don’t know anybody: First, take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled-up napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.

Jack Handey


Logjammin’

Sherry in Logjammin: You must be here to fix the cable. 
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here. 
The Dude: He fixes the cable? 
Maude Lebowski: Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.


Water Pigs

There was supposed to be a comic here from super poop, but it wouldn’t work so you’ll just have to live without it.


Death Star Destroys the Enterprise


The Dead 10-20-1968

Dead playing at The Greek Theatre back in 68.

Stream at archive, or download at etree.


Inglorious Basterds

Saw this before Star Trek today, and can’t wait to see it.